Dragon Quest

 

By Bob Liddil

 

"Dragon sign!" Kelton proclaimed triumphantly. "We have the beast now!"

Even though I could see every breath I exhaled into the frigid air, I
squirmed beneath my cloak, uncomfortable in the sudden heat.

I said, "Kelton, are you sure we can do this? That dragon has killed sixteen men and boys over the last fortnight, including two Royal Archers. Are you sure . . . ?"

He interrupted with a disdainful snort. "Turn back, alchemist's apprentice, if you've no confidence in your magic. Save your skin and live forever in your shame."

I was annoyed. "Why are you talking like that? You don't talk like that. Talk normally and tell me again why you believe this hair brained scheme will work."

Kelton edged forward along the path without replying, shooting me a high sign to be quiet. He drew his short sword and bent down on one knee.

"It's in there." Kelton whispered, indicating a huge opening in the side of the hill before us. It led first inward, then downward, disappearing in all to short a distance into darkness.

It was quiet, the kind of silence that springs on you like a badger on a
mouse and devours you without warning. As we crept into the cave, keeping to the shadows, I could see what little life I'd had in twenty years of breathing flashing before my eyes. It was not a pretty sight, especially the part where. . .

"Hold it." Kelton hissed, stopping me in my tracks.

He needn't have said it. I could see it for myself. The beast was huge and red and armor plated and horned and horrific. I would have run away screaming if my body hadn't been frozen stiff with fear.

"It's asleep." Kelton stated the obvious. "Now's our chance."

That was so much closer to a living, breathing dragon than I ever wanted to be. I wanted to run, but I also wanted to complete the mission. This dragon was a killer. We had a duty and it was clear.

The beast was asleep and breathing heavily, as though it were resting comfortably. And rightfully so. It had, after all just consumed most of a flock of sheep and two shepherds. As we drew right up next to the monster, I could plainly see the object of my mission. Sunk almost to it's full length in the clawed foot of the beast, a sword protruded, its jeweled handle sparkling ever so slightly, reflecting the dim light coming from beyond the cave entrance.

"Right." Mouthed Kelton silently, reaching into his cloak for the bag of
powder I'd given him before we'd begun this suicide mission. He sheathed his own sword and positioned himself just to my left, the bag drawstrings pulled, its contents ready to deploy.

I prayed a small prayer to the gods to make me less stupid in my next
incarnation, gripped the sword in both hands and with every ounce of strength I possessed, pulled it completely out of the dragon's foot.

 Kelton dumped the entire contents of the bag into the suddenly open wound. The powder burst into a white-hot flame that engulfed the entire top of the dragon's foot in a searing glow that would have vaporized a fully grown horse.

The dragon came awake with an abruptness that could only spell death for we mere mortals beneath it. It spat out a line of flame nearly two hundred feet away from its fearsome mouth, charring everything in and near the cave all the way back to the entrance. But Kelton and I were below that fearsome mouth and beyond that awful breath. We remained unscathed.

"You are healed, Dragon!" Shouted Kelton in commonspeak. "You are cured and you must now grant me a wish."

Though it made no sound, I heard it reply, "You, human. You nearly burned my foot off."

To which Kelton responded, "The sword is removed, Dragon. It is gone, and with it, the poison that infected you. You are obligated by the Old Code to grant a wish."

I guessed that if I said nothing, it couldn't find me.

"Healer," Said the dragon. "You are correct. State your wish."

"I want to know the truth about life." Kelton shouted, before I could tell him to wish for gold. "I want to see the gods."

"Granted." Said the dragon. "Climb onto the treasure pile behind me and gaze into a mirror you will find. All will be revealed."

We did as it instructed. Minutes later, we were staring through a gold framed mirror, into a room wherein stood a table, around which sat three boys, much younger than us. One studied a book. A second pondered a map, spread out flat out on the tabletop. The third had dice in his hand and was shaking them. With an malicious smile spread across his face, he threw them clattering across the table and onto the map.

" The dragon is still hungry! " He pronounced.

A second set of dice clattered. Then a third.

"Saving throw!" Shouted one boy."

"Dammit! Missed" Shouted the other.

The dragon twisted its ugly head completely around, opened its mouth, plucked Kelton off where he stood. It swallowed him whole. Bellowing in triumph, it reached back for me, but I was gone, scrambling for the entrance in the dark.

"Lucky dice," I heard one of the gods say behind me as I ran.

"Crap. I loved that character." Said a second god.

I just barely heard the third god say, "Fortunes of the game," as I broke into daylight running down the hillside as faster than I ever thought I could move. After that, I came straight here to this tavern, I swear to . . . um, the gods.

I know they're laughing at me, the gods, and I really need a beer. What do you say, guys?

"Good story," said a dwarf with a crossbow, as he handed me a pint.

(c) 2001 by Bob Liddil. All Rights Reserved