Median Man

 

By Bob Liddil

 

   

    "For God so loved the world. . ." Bellowed the man in the median. "That he gave his only begotten son. . ."

   The driver side window in the lead car whined as it's driver hit the up button.

   "Get a job, you freak!" This came from the driver second in line, who was not only late for work, but hung over as well.

   ". . .that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish . . ." continued the street preacher. Although it was not yet nine, the sun was starting to take its toll. Beads of perspiration were beginning to form on his face, already red from the effort of shouting. He held a Bible high over his head and waved it to emphasize his words as he completed the passage.

   ". . . everlasting life." he concluded, taking a single deep breath
afterward, before beginning anew.

   The woman in car three, inside lane to the median, had her window more than halfway up when she caught his eye. She was middle-aged, almost stylishly dressed. The vehicle, a pewter colored mini-van, looked like it had seen better days.

   "The wicked are doomed to hell!" shouted the street preacher, making eye contact with her. "Whereas the righteous shall surely bask in the glow of heaven!"

   The light changed and the vehicles, like suddenly ungated greyhounds, jack-rabbited away.

   For more than an hour, the street preacher sermonized in minuets. Red Light. His captive audience groaned, made faces, and looked away, pretending not to see or hear. He worked hard at telling them who Jesus was and why they needed to know. They listened or didn't, then drove away.

   The sun became inhuman after a while. The street preacher's voice became a rasp, then a croak. That he was fading fast was obvious from the drenched back of his shirt and wet hair plastered to his forehead. Still, though, he persevered.

   Then the pewter van pulled up to the light again, this time in first
position, but with the window closed and the air conditioning blasting. He could barely see her through the dark tint, but she could see him. His Bible arm drooped now. His voice had lost much of its thunder, but the fire in his eyes was still there. She could feel the intensity of his commitment right through the glass.

   She hit the button and the window buzzed down. Her hand emerged and offered him something. It was a cold bottle of water, beads of condensation forming instantly as it hit the hot air of the day.   

   He smiled and croaked weakly, "Thank you, sister."

   The light changed. The car behind her beeped loudly. Her window went up and she stepped on the gas.

   He downed the quart bottle of spring water in a single long deep draught, tossed the bottle next to his backpack for easy retrieval, lifted his Bible arm into the air and shouted with restored vigor, "For God so loved the world. . ."

   The lady watched him in the mirror until she could see him no more, then set herself to complete the remaining tasks she had scheduled for herself.

   In Pensacola, some Saturdays go like that.

 

(c) 2002 by Bob Liddil. All Rights Reserved